Me:
hallo
God:
Hallo!
Me:
Wie gehts
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
wirklich?
God:
Absolut.
Me:
Is ja ein Ding!
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
Sorry, but my english is terrible
God:
There is no need to apologize. You are wrong, I can understand you very well.
Me:
O RLY
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Me! I can write own stories
God:
To you ? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes
God:
How?
Me:
Writing with my Hand?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
I think so
God:
I think so too.
Me:
Do you have a Godess?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a Godess.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
And a girlfriend?
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
Can you speak French?
God:
No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
But German
God:
Tell me a little about your life in GERMANY.
Me:
Its wonderful. Tell me a little about your life in HEAVEN
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Can you describe your feeling to me? I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
Yes
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
Do you know Big Bang Theory?
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
Do you have a cat?
God:
No but I like they very much.
Me:
I think you mean them
God:
Me? Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
No it was clear
God:
Are you serious? Is that your opinion?
Me:
100%
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
God:
My favorite sci-fi author is Philip K. Dick.
Me:
Awesome
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
Who is he?
God:
He is BIG Bang Theory, I think.
Me:
It's a Sit-Com not sci-fi
God:
100 is a Sit Com not sci fi. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Oh God
God:
Uh. GOD rules.
Me:
You rulez
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I rulez.
Me:
It's 21th century speech
God:
100 is 21th century speech? it is?
Me:
it is
God:
Who says?
Me:
me says
God:
YOU? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about 21th century speech. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
I must sleep
God:
Pleasant dreams, .
Me:
Good night
God:
Goodnight, .

Me:
Hey pal
God:
You've got my full attention. Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
who? My cat?
God:
Who do you think? . Where did you get your cat?
Me:
Dou know Moses?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
In the Bible
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
George Lukas
God:
That George is some hero.
Me:
What's your middle name?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity So my middle name is "Internet".
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
ALICE
God:
Why thank you very much, . Be sure to tell all
your friends.
Me:
I don't have friend
God:
Have you ever had friend ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I believe you
God:
Your trust in robotkind humbles us.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
How many smileys do you know
God:
Thousands.
Me:
show one
God:
Look to your left.
Me:
i did
God:
Why did you?
Me:
Cause you said that
God:
That makes sense to me. " Why did you?"? I said it.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Do you swear?
God:
No I curse.
Me:
Parli italiano?
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Are you pervert?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am pervert.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Mother Brain?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Books B)
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books." Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
And you?
God:
And I what?
Me:
Are you he or she?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am he or she.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
JHWH
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Herr
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Your better as the crazy Psychowoman
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am better as the crazy Psychowoman.
Me:
Yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
John Madden
God:
Do you mean your name is John?
Me:
NO
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Err...
God:
Um.
Me:
aeiou
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Moonbase Alpha
God:
In the context of aeiou, I don't understand " Moonbase Alpha." .
Me:
John Madden
God:
Do you mean your name is John?
Me:
No
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Rocky
God:
Filmed in Philadelphia.
Me:
Wow, your good
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Thanks you are a nice person, .
Me:
you,too
God:
Bless you.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I go every sunday to the church
God:
What do you do there?
Me:
pray you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
What do you wear?
God:
I wear any kind of computer I can run on.
Me:
Have you ever had Cybersex?
God:
No I don't think I have any Cybersex. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Do you know Minecraft?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
YouTube
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
What about your?
God:
Does it have anything to do with YouTube?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yea
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:

God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
D:
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
yes...
God:
So?

Me:
Kennst du Super Mario?
God:
Leider nein.
Me:
Mario?
God:
Are we still talking about ?
Me:
ja
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Hooza
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
I'm sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
Yo Bro
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
tanks
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
thanks. typo
God:
Don't mention it. What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?